Adarsh Left Intellectual Homo

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Adarsh Left Intellectual Homo

By Sukhdeep Singh

August 16, 2017

  1. Will always talk about caste and dalit oppression.
  2. Hates big corporates and corporate sponsorship, but doesn’t mind wearing branded clothes
  3. Hates the BJP
  4. Opposes Corporate Sponsorhip/participation in Pride Marches, can even lie down on road for that.
  5. Can be found raising anti-national Azaadi slogans at a Pride March
  6. Is a pass-out of JNU/Jadavpur/Presidency/HCU/UoH, or hangs around these campuses.
  7. Wears gender-neutral clothing or a Kurta
  8. Swears by Intersectionality
  9. Every second word uttered is “Cisgender” or “Oppression” or “Ambedkar” or “Privilege” or “Pinkwashing” or “neo-liberal” or “patriarchy” or “misogyny” or “periyar” or “self-respect”
  10. Moves around with a jhola that has a copy of “Annihilation of Caste
  11. Is presently reading “The Ministry of Utmost Happiness” by Arundhati Roy
  12. Favourite colour is Red
  13. Considers only Muslims and Christians as a minority.
  14. Is blind about class privileges and their English speaking ‘capabilities’
  15. Talks about how Queer spaces are elitist and upper class, but will not have a single friend from the working class
  16. Is against body shaming and self confessed poly-amorous sapiosexual but will not mind sleeping with the model types once in a while
  17. Will speak on behalf of queer women using gender neutral pronouns!

(With inputs from: Rituparna Borah, Sayan Bhattacharya, Smit Kumar, Rudra Kishore Mandal)

(Illustration by: Aritra Paul)